Q:Followed you just from that Marshal quote. That's my shiiit
mad respect homie, that whole album speaks to me, but that line is perfect
A modest proposal for the best Super Bowl ad of all-time
Open on a football player running off the field after a game-ending play, exhausted and ripe with emotion. He removes his helmet to reveal that he is Dwayne The Rock Johnson. Erin Andrews is with him on the sideline.
[ERIN]: Take me through that last play…
[ROCK]: (interjecting) Who is this roodey poo talking about me? He should know his role and shut his mouth! I have never, AND THE ROCK MEANS NEVER, been beat by the likes of this jabroni!
[ERIN]: Who was talking about you?
[ROCK]: Let the Rock simply tell you that if you ever send a clown like that at the Rock then the Rock is going to do what the Rock does best and that’s LAYETH THE SMACKETH DOWN ON YOUR CANDY ASS! So go on a little walk down Know Your Role Blvd, hang that right on Jabroni dr and then proceed to check your candy ass directly into the Smackdown Hotel! IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLL-
[ERIN]: Here, you need a Snickers. You get a little crazy when you’re hungry.
The Rock begrudgingly takes a bite.
[Richard Sherman]: Better.
You’re Not You When You’re Hungry. Snickers satisfies.
Let’s file this under “I don’t know what the fuck this is but I like it.”